Monday, April 6, 2009

Idher Udher ka inconsequential and gossipy stuff

This is a totally disjointed but gossipy post. I have been commenting on so many blogs that I completely neglected my own. I promise not to do that again.

My punishment?

a)50 Lashes with a very wet noodle?

b)Spanking?

Please say B ... spanking, I might enjoy it more than you want me to. Hehehehe

So here goes my take on all kinds of silly stuff...

Samajwadi party candidate Nafisa Ali, Hottie SRK and Gavaskar's silly debate about cricket and captains and coaches, Miss India's past and present. Bilkul capsule mein. Chota Chota thoughts that I also expressed on another blog.

I will deal with esistential, meaning of life posts later!!!!

Nafisa is a good polo wife. Karisma is becoming a good polo wife. Both are stylish. Both are lightweights at anything else. Enough said. Any questions?

Why did I bring Karisma into it? Frankly I have no idea, but I think Karisma is going to grow up to become Nafisa with more makeup. Really what else can I say about Nafisa and her social activism and her politics. My admiration for her swimming medals, her impressive early forays into writing and the movies, everything is khalaas. Abhi its just bad politics and kissy face with that hot old man Richard Gere.

I dont follow cricket... sorry Baba (my dad follows the game rabidly). I think I stopped following it when the cute looking guys my age stopped playing and got fat.

SRK is a Marwari in disguise. His game is about his brand name. Gavaskar likes the traditional game with white flannels and tea breaks. Never the twain shall meet. The game leaves me cold, so atleast I can enjoy thier sniping at each other. Fight! Fight!

Miss Indias are all bekaar. Boring as hell and with terrible convent school accents. Sabira Merchant as language coach, needs to correct this and then thier diction and speech cadence before Jamuna Pai and Co start "whitening" thier skin. I wish they would all speak in a normal bazaar accent and stop talking about Mother Teresa and world peace. The looks only go so far.

And Sushmita and Ash really were not all that fantastic either. Same crappy mold when they were in the contest. Its what they did with thier fame later that made them stand out.

Ohhh I think I need to go workout to restore my good humor!

More about my workouts later folks. Yes, I am being a good girl. Very good. Making myself a very spankable bottom!

21 comments:

skywind said...

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Aneela Z said...

oh kiran SRK is a wily "Kharey" as we call the "shehri Peshawarites" (as opposed to the rural migrants)...at times genes speak. Others have also spoken about how he would have done well in whatever field he would have chosen (they were speaking of his advertising aspirations)...but there is something to the Kharey...they are born entrepreneurs and pretty good with the gift of the gab. Marwaris arent a patch on them

avdi said...

What happened to Nafisa? I saw Junoon a while back and she was such a sweetheart. Well, celebrities shd be dumped once their shelf life expires... or they start boring us.

Preeti said...

hey kiran ....

I read a novel 'Man of my dreams' where our heroine is spanked by the Duke ( hero) ...I can relate what You are talking ....

anyways I love Indian assess they are mmuch more spankable than bony ones ..

I like Nafisa . Karishma and SRK ...and even Cricket ....but only when I see them .... I kind of like it nowdays when actors /models are venturing into various other feilds...

hope u been good .. BTW ..shobha de mentioned it in her blog that she missed your comments ...I hope u have read that post :-)

neeraj_only said...

oh! ..so finally, i got chance to comment here!! and good to see you back with your "formidable" humour :)
#you think this is not good but i respectfully disagree on this....lol


so many topics clubbed together.you are good at this.

yes, i agree something is to be done so that our very own "miss-indias" speak in "normal bazaar accent" , that will some welcome change.This "miss-india" thing seems same year after year, with only different names we have to hear.

about cricket: with business getting so deep into the game , i can only see the war between purists (gavaskars) and businessmen(malyas/srks) getting muddier.
Lets enjoy this war...what else we can do (may be buying one team can an option....paisa?).

hey , if you are seriously thinking on improving your sense of humour , i am excited to see your improved version.

punishment ka idea seems so good , after all "culprit giving options",judges have easy and good options here...haha....

cheers...

neeraj_only said...

are!! ek aur baat
i need input from you on my following blog entry.

http://onceblogbyneeraj.blogspot.com/2009/03/address-in-india.html

You have big sense of humour, i am sure you will provide "out-of-box" input on the mentioned "funny-topic" :)

Still thinking said...

If you insist, go get yourself spanked! :)

P.S: Compared to all that I've seen in all these years, Sush is not that bad at all! The woman does have 'substance'.

Deeps said...

good to hear from you after long.Keep it going:)

Mama - Mia said...

arre ram ram ram! talking about spankable bottoms! where is SRS when you need them! ;)

fun read Kiran! and please to write more often!

cheers!

abha

Indyeah said...

Welcome back ..:)
I am err..still deciding what to comment on :D
err...spankable bottoms..or NAfisa Ali or Shahrukh?
:D

ankur shukla said...

your take on miss indias is appreciable!! hope to hear more from you

narendra shenoy said...

I was nodding my head in acquiescence so often that my wife thought I was head banging, an affliction the young are given to in our crazy city when they listen to loud repetitive sounds called "techno". To make a long story short (too late) thou speaketh my mind, especially the Miss India bimbos. They make Amar Singh look sincere.

hmmlife said...

I think its about time all these beauty contests are stopped forever enough of bimbos.. that goes for all such contests held all over the world

The Comic Project said...

uff..kitna gossip...50 lashes for you from the moderates

Rahul Viswanath said...

Longtime ..... good one !!!

SSQuo said...

Spanking it is then, a new bottom needs to be broken into!

Devil Incarnate... said...

Hmmm i will agree to that completely, specialy the Miss India part, i never find it so boring, lets c wt else they can do other than calling for mother terese n talking abt world peace in every other speech....

Rajlakshmi said...

SRK should really not comment on something on which he has no expertise ...
yes definately models should go beyond mother teresa and world peace.. btw how many mother teresa did we see after so many crowings year after year...
nice post :)

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Indian Homemaker said...

SRK is a marwari? He is a hot marwari then?

WSW said...

thanks for dropping by..

totally bindass post this!